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mad, bad, and dangerous to know

That's an interesting point of view...but not interesting to me, particularly.

(28, Chicago, sailor mouth, unemployed underemployed librarian. This is what I look like.)

Rave Reviews:
‡ "you look like you're in the craft" - hussyclutch
‡ "i feel gross now" - actualhumandisaster
‡ "HATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOU" - nonoschrutefacts
‡ “Roomba approved." - whatwhatwhat
and this picture once - chotai
May 19 '13

BLACK SKINHEADS is just viscous

6 notes (via samuelashitey)Tags: best typo Kanye West

May 19 '13
Because who doesn’t want to be blamed by the people she loves, or might have loved? Blame is the cord you can never sever, the viscous umbilical you can swipe at with your hands, but there it will always ghostily hover, connecting you to monsters exactly as pitiful and needy and flawed as yourself. People can vanish or even die, but the blame keeps them present and alive. To be forgiven is to be released into the ether, untethered and alone.
— from The Vanishers by Heidi Julavits

18 notes Tags: quotes lit currently reading ok sort of bc i *just* finished this Misandry Book Club

May 19 '13

I overslept and missed my workout. I don’t even deserve brunch.

11 notes Tags: so bummed i did this to me

May 19 '13

ericgrau:

The Democratic Republic of Ray Romano

did u kno that Ray Romano is an accent????????

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May 19 '13
me

me

117 notes (via anusfxckedup)Tags: feelin rill rude like i should wake k up with a *****

May 18 '13
omg

omg

(Source: thefuzzydave)

73 notes (via scofflawn & thefuzzydave)Tags: pizza The Simpsons

May 18 '13
bublog:

BUB on a PLANE.
Asking for more fishes, please.

LIL BUB IS STILL THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD.

bublog:

BUB on a PLANE.

Asking for more fishes, please.

LIL BUB IS STILL THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD.

1,692 notes (via bublog)

May 18 '13

Nephew update

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24 notes Tags: niblings sorry i know i know

May 18 '13

WHOA BEER VINEGAR IS A THING? FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL NORDIC PPL, U PRECIOUS ANGELS.

WHERE TO BUY??!?!

13 notes

May 18 '13

I just remembered the farmer’s market!!! During the actual hours it is happening! Which means I can go!!!! (The market in my old neighborhood is on Sundays and it’s taken me like 10 months to remember that this one is on Saturdays and hey ok it’s a process!!!!)

10 notes Tags: it's a process fun fact: most of my quotes are Kanye quotes call me Kanye

May 18 '13
Charlie the Pin-Up Cat

Charlie the Pin-Up Cat

25 notes Tags: charlie

May 18 '13

The worst thing about sleeping in the nude is knowing that I’ll have to put clothes on when I get out of bed.

18 notes Tags: in other words I've been awake for an hour just hanging out in bed

May 18 '13

286 notes (via fuckyeahreading & rockandrollfantasy)

May 17 '13
ughwhocares:

Before this scene, I really thought I was going to make it through this movie without crying.

Welp. Watching this movie again and this is just one of my favorite visual moments in any movie ever.

ughwhocares:

Before this scene, I really thought I was going to make it through this movie without crying.

Welp. Watching this movie again and this is just one of my favorite visual moments in any movie ever.

12 notes (via ughwhocares & gilleeeannforever-deactivated20)Tags: Broken Embraces

May 17 '13
Wu-Tang Clan - Execution in Autumn (Execution in Autumn)

62 notes (via nedhepburn & deathandtaxesmag)Tags: music