That's an interesting point of view...but not interesting to me, particularly.
(28, Chicago, sailor mouth,
underemployed librarian. This is what I look like.
‡ "you look like you're in the craft" - hussyclutch
‡ "i feel gross now" - actualhumandisaster
‡ "HATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOU" - nonoschrutefacts
‡ “Roomba approved." - whatwhatwhat
‡ and this picture once
BLACK SKINHEADS is just viscous
Because who doesn’t want to be blamed by the people she loves, or might have loved? Blame is the cord you can never sever, the viscous umbilical you can swipe at with your hands, but there it will always ghostily hover, connecting you to monsters exactly as pitiful and needy and flawed as yourself. People can vanish or even die, but the blame keeps them present and alive. To be forgiven is to be released into the ether, untethered and alone.
— from The Vanishers by Heidi Julavits
I overslept and missed my workout. I don’t even deserve brunch.
The Democratic Republic of Ray Romano
did u kno that Ray Romano is an accent????????
WHOA BEER VINEGAR IS A THING? FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL NORDIC PPL, U PRECIOUS ANGELS.
WHERE TO BUY??!?!
I just remembered the farmer’s market!!! During the actual hours it is happening! Which means I can go!!!! (The market in my old neighborhood is on Sundays and it’s taken me like 10 months to remember that this one is on Saturdays and hey ok it’s a process!!!!)
The worst thing about sleeping in the nude is knowing that I’ll have to put clothes on when I get out of bed.
Wu-Tang Clan - Execution in Autumn (Execution in Autumn)